The Pirates of Penzance The Plot
Our story begins as Frederic, a young man with an unswerving sense of duty, is about to reach his 21st birthday and conclude his long apprenticeship to the infamous Pirates of Penzance. His good-hearted but hard-of-hearing nursemaid Ruth reveals that she has made a most disastrous mistake. When Frederic was just a boy she misunderstood her employer's directive and apprenticed him to a pirate instead of a pilot, as intended. Frederic tells the Pirate King (a dashing figure who never preys on orphans since he himself has had the misfortune to be one) that his freedom will be devoted to exterminating all pirates and that it would be better for the pirates to leave before midnight when his indentures are over. The pirates depart immediately and Frederic is left alone with Ruth, the only woman he has seen in years. Ruth pleads with Frederic to take her with him, but her case is lost when a bevy of very young, attractive women appear.
Frederic appeals to the girls to overlook his pirate apparel and his past profession, but no one will listen until the beauteous Mabel appears. Frederic and Mabel fall in love instantly. The pirates return and Mabel warns them that their actions will not go unpunished since her father, the guardian of all of these young ladies, holds the exalted rank of Major-General. The Major-General is forced to pretend that he is also an orphan in order to win their sympathy. Although he fools the Pirate King, the Major-General cannot rest easy with his troubled conscience.
Meanwhile, Frederic is launching an attack on the pirates with the cowardly assistance of the police. But Ruth and the Pirate King interrupt him with a most ingenious paradox - Frederic was born in leap year on the 29th of February and, in terms of actual birthdays, is only 5 instead of 21. Frederic, slave of duty that he is, rejoins his former associates, and the police are left to attack the pirates on their own.
The Pirates seize the Major-General and the police are quickly defeated. But the Sergeant of Police charges them to yield 'in Queen Victoria's name' and the pirates cannot resist this overpowering appeal.
Ruth then reveals that the pirates are actually 'noblemen who have gone wrong'. Mabel and Frederic are happily united forever with the unqualified blessings of the Major-General.The Pirates of PenzanceMusical Numbers
Act 1
Gilbert & Sullivan Opening CompanyPour, O Pour the Pirate Sherry Pirate King, Samuel, Frederic & PiratesWhen Frederic Was a Little Lad RuthOh, Better Far to Live and Die Pirate King & PiratesOh, False One, You have Deceived Me! Ruth & FredericClimbing Over Rocky Mountain The DaughtersStop, Ladies, Pray! Frederic & DaughtersOh, Is there Not One Maiden Breast Frederic & DaughtersPoor Wandering One Mabel & DaughtersWhat Ought We to Do? The DaughtersHow Beautifully Blue the Sky Mabel, Frederic & DaughtersStay, We Must Not Lose Our Senses Frederic, Daughters & PiratesHold, Monsters! Mabel, Samuel, Major-General, Daughters & PiratesI Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General Pirate King, Major-General* & EnsembleOh, Men of Dark and Dismal Fate Company
Act 2
Oh, Dry the Glistening Tear Mabel & DaughtersThen Frederic Major-General & FredericWhen the Foeman Bares his Steel Sergeant, Mabel, Police & DaughtersNow for the Pirates' Lair! Frederic, Pirate King & RuthWhen You had Left our Pirate Fold Ruth, Frederic & Pirate KingParadox Frederic, Ruth & Pirate KingDuty, Duty*# Frederic, Ruth & Pirate KingAway, Away! My Heart's on Fire Ruth, Pirate King & FredericAll is Prepared Mabel & FredericStay, Frederic, Stay! Mabel & FredericNo, I Am Brave Mabel, Sergeant & PoliceWhen a Felon's Not Engaged in his Employment Sergeant & PoliceA Rollicking Band of Pirates We Pirates, Sergeant & PoliceWith Cat-Like Tread, Upon Our Prey We Steal Pirates, Police & SamuelHush, Hush ! Not a Word Frederic, Pirates, Police & Major-GeneralSighing Softly to the River Major-General & EnsembleFinale 1880 CompanyFinale 1994 Company
* Additional lyrics by Melvyn Morrow
# Duty Duty inserted from Ruddigore